Whisky, Tango Foxtrot? Photo by Louis Cahill
It’s time for another round of fun at our fishing buddies expense.
Test your wit against the rest of the G&G community. It’s fun! It’s challenging! It’s ridiculous! Best of all, you might win something really, really cool!
The person who comes up with the best caption, left in the form of a comment, for this bit of saltwater shenanigans wins this Flood Tide ball cap with an original Paul Puckett hand drawn redfish tail under the brim. You will be the envy of all your friends in the wearable piece of art.
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Let the fun begin. Leave your caption in the comments field below. No emails please. The winner will be announced March 13th.
Good Luck!
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Dude, this is a risky way to blend a Margareta, can’t you just drink it on the rocks ?
Start it up!
Ok, now when I say the word, cough!
What do you mean, “you think you saw a shark fin”?
Where do you think you’re going with those scissors?
Nautilus – Tested on Animals
Are you sure this is an ancient nautical tradition??? I’m beginning to think you are just pulling my leg…
Just give it a spin. It’ll start.
It’s Colon Cancer Awareness Month– we recommend the colonoscopy “buddy system”.
PUSH! I can almost see the head.
We hadn’t seen any fish all day but I had told Rick about my new Thai massage certification and he was curious about the “hump-a-prop leg pull”…it was very effective.
Whale oil beef hooked it’s a D cup brassiere.
“T don’t recall seeing this stalking method in The Curtis Creek Manifesto…”
“I told you I could stop a prop with my stripping hand”
The inaugural outboard rodeo event was not going quite as planned
Dude, how many times do I have to tell you, don’t hump my motor!
Where the hell is Major Kong?
Allstate, Are you in good hands?
If I have to tell you get you d!(& out of the flush port again I’m getting the water hose.
Yeah, yeah I get it. Return of the Jedi, your Han, I’m Chewy….just fix the damn thing.
Are you sure this thing will run on Methane?
“He’s goin’ around the prop!”
“When I asked you to cut the power, I was speaking figuratively!”
We’re gonna need more spline lube…..
Suzuki’s new marketing campaign for “sexy” outboards had started to pay dividends, but not in the expected manner …
Bubba had 10 fingers before the “accident”
Looks to me like he had three legs, too.
Uh Sir….your balls are showing…….and please tell me that’s not lace!
Seriously Cahill, you take my photo now, and I’ll take these scissors and …
Save that fly, its hot & the only one left.l!
So you really think this is the best way to keep the motor from falling off while we head back to the marina, ’cause my arms and legs are already starting to burn?
This is what happens when 2 flat landers try and pull start an outboard.
I swear this is the last time that I’m helping you tea-bag the motor.
Hold my beer and watch this!
“Here, hold my beer. Watch this.”
His fly was a little too bushy to match the forage, and, without scissors on hand, what happened next was a product of improvisation and passion.
“Hey captain, is it bad if there’s some black stuff gushing out by the prop?”
Hey Bill, I know you told me this was massaging you pulled groin, but the sounds you’re making are telling me you haven’t “ahem* adjusted to single life since the divorce
Just relax, you’re gonna feel a little pressure…
“Fix The Motor With Your Hands Not Your D#&K”
“It’s ok , I got this, I stayed at a holiday inn express last night.”
Heyyyy…I think I found my keys……Oh no thats just your watch.
“Just wrap the rope around and pull, it’ll start. Otherwise your gonna hafta suck-start it…”
OK now hold on tight, im gonna stik my face in there and motorboat….said both of them at the same time.
Enough with the pregame rituals. When do we start fishing!
Just keep paddling, only 30 more miles to the killer, untouched bonefish flats of Cuba.
It’s not superstitious if it works
As I don’ told you Dante, “Just bein’ liquored up can’t turn your mouth into a Jet Drive!”
Being too cheap to invest in a push pole, “stealth mode” for these guys meant shutting off the motor and turning the prop by hand.
Boat Karma Sutra for Slow Fishing, Position #1: Suzuki 69.
Tip: Use thin shorts and a high idle and don’t let anyone see you.
Its’s my favorite fly!!
I don’t always go down on a Suzuki, but when I do, I prefer prison rules. Scissors for persuasion and someone vigilantly “watching my back.”
That “hole” wasn’t in my cowling before you cut the line out of my prop.
Who ever wins, that picture is classic and so are these captions! Thanks for sharing!
“I am noticing a buzzing sensation.”
“Dude, get off of there”
Shark fishing with friends brings a whole new meaning to CHUMMING!
I think that this is a dumb idea, but I’m not going to waste my time arguing with a man who’s lining up to be a hot lunch.
*with a nod to Jaws
“yes, I’m holding you. I told you, that’s how real men shave.”
ImPROPer technique.
Dangit! I have to get a fastener for this Livewell! That’s another that almost escaped!
-Dude, it’s only 9 feet of leader.
-It’s fluorocarbon! Just shut up and lemme see what I can salvage.
“I told you your tongue would get stuck!”
“But he triple-dog dared me!”
“Piece uh junk” as the fisherman on my dads side would say
Thank god you did not shave your legs……….otherwise I would have lost you a while ago.
Bubba takes “I love my flats boat” to a whole ‘nuther place!
Okay, Jack, I think he’s sober now!
Showing your Johnson to a Suzuki? Really dude?
I think this is the winner!! Awesome comment!
Foreplay or Four Stroke? You be the judge…
I TOLD you the Yeti cooler could withstand anything…
Told ya, you miss netting that hog you’re gonna play motor cover the rest of the trip!
You swear this is how you catch monster tarpon??
2 Guys 1 Prop
Trust me, this will cure your hangover.
Hey Bubba watch this, ” hold my ankles and i’ll make motorboat sounds!”
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And this is how it all got started
“We should name our website Gink & Gasoline”
It’s jus a little sea weed it should come right out
Dude! Loosen the drag!
“I know he’s big but this is ridiculous, you’ve got to let go of the rod!!”
” my hands are getting numb when are you going to take a turn as the power pole!?!!”
And that’s the last we saw of Justin Bieber!
Yay!
Correct, push the knibbling pin through the wobble shaft…that’s the only way we can get her to run quite again. Oh, while you’re down there you might as well give a few snipe fish grunts and bring a few of those babies up from the deep!!!
9 months later that old mercury gave birth to a little gear head.
Hey does this outboard make my ass look fat???
“Joey WTF! That was not what I meant when I said you gotta try motorboating some time.”
“That’s not what I meant when I said we should try trolling”
Hey, now that is what a call a real “Japanese” fetish!
You motorboatin’ SOB! You old sailor, you!
Yes…..this is the one!
Why don’t we just do it on a washing machine like a normal couple?!?
Are you sure this is how you set up for trolling?
Do you think these shorts make my ass look big?
The day Cap’n Bill finally proved why all sailing vessels are referred to as “she.”
After our trip to the factory a few weeks ago, Nautilus took us out and showed us their real world reel testing
“My wife really appreciates the time I spend working on my “poling” technique while we’re out fishing.”
Next time you drop your rod overboard you can get it yourself
redneck fish finder.
Next time, you’re fishing in the FRONT of the boat……
Gilligan!….Get back in the boat!
What???? This is not how you turn it on???”
The most interesting man in the world doesn’t go fishing often, but when he does ….
Again Terry, really? I said engine trim, ENGINE TRIM… man, where’s your wife.
It was one of those “seemed like a really good idea at the time”, honestly Doc!!
Maybe I could have typed that up better I was in a rush…
Official entry,
What the hell are you DOING, get off the engine, I wasn’t talking about that kind of trim…
This is how I stretch all my clients.
Wouldn’t it be easier if we just paddled back home? Drmrs 3/9/2014
And that was how Louis and Kent established their bond.
Although they vowed to keep that special interlude private, Louis had left his camera on self timer mode….
…after the long ride out to get to the honey hole all Rod could say was “reach in that cooler and get me another beer”
9 months later they had twin engines from different fathers.
Is that one of them new large arbor props?
Are you sure this is the fastest way to pull a lobster trap?
Get off the motor Miley
Just Evinrude.
Blue shorts: Dammit, this line is really badly tangled in the prop!
White shorts: Awww NUTS!
“Sight cast, I’ll show you sight cast.”
Or
Not sure he had gotten the full story about last night, he resorted to that water boarding as best he understood it.
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Poons under the boat. He’s under the boat!!!
For your Contest
‘See the €ye! Good Bye!
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘I DROPPED THE PIN’???”
Swear it, I’ll Never Backcast Over The Guide Again!
I’m pudy sure this is NOT the Suzuki method.
See My €ye! Goodbye!
You can never practice enough for Open Wtaer Wheelbarrow Racing.
That’s Open Water.
I swear I won’t lose the next one…..
Get off my motor, she’s mine!
“What do you mean ‘your shorts are stuck’?”
Doesn’t matter how you do it, as long as you’re catching fish
Here’s the problem, NO PROP!!!!
D’Angler: “Are you sure this Noodlin’ for Tarpon works?”
Guide: “Yessir, ya jus keep ’em feengirs in dat der water fir a bit and wriggle ’em aroun’ some. You git you a beeg sumbeach Tarpon.”
Dammit I said whoa not go
Hey, get back here. I was just kiddin’ when I said Brokeback Mountain was my favorite movie.
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You can stop pulling now, I just came.
If only the light was better I could see the roof of your mouth
Whoa! Easy! My sac just snagged on the cowling.
You’re gonna feel just a little pressure
Honey, I swear, we’re just fishing. Just fishing.
And now we are friends forever
This is how we do it now
Now remember…no one can ever know about this. Promise?
You know, I can never keep those guys straight. Tell me again, which one is Kent and which one is Louis?
Wait…wait…WAIT!…you make the wish first, then you pull.
Dear Penthouse, I’m a student at a small Midwestern University and I never thought that these stories were true or that they could ever happen to me, Until one day I was out on a fishing trip with my best friend. We had been best friends for a long time and I always thought He was cute but I could never bring myself to act on my base impulses. But the fishing was good and one thing led to another. And before I knew it, he had me over the engine, buns up and wheeling. My throbbing member was glistening in the moonlight as he continued pulling and pulling and pulling and………….
Name withheld upon request.
Trim tabs are for baitfisherman.
Screw that damn depthfinder, Ill do it myself.
Ancient rituals of headbutting the prop at the beginning of every tarpon fiasco, thus donating upper forehead skin tissue to the tarpon gods in a odd, cult like ritual.
Thanks for the great submission! The contest is now closed. We have a winner. The results will be announced on Thursday.