The holidays are over and the presents have all been opened. That’s no fun, so we decided to run a photo caption contest to continue the festivities and thank you all for your unwavering support. Come up with a “funny” caption for this photo and leave it as a comment on the post for a chance to win a great basket of fly fishing prizes. (Click Photo for Larger Size)
Green River in WY. Photo By: Louis Cahill
Contest Rules: One entry per person. Submissions have to be in by 11:00pm on February 6, 2013. Announcement of winner will be on Feb. 7, 2013.
Prizes Include: Griffen Fly Tying Vise, Polarized Fitovers Sunglasses, Airflo Ridge Tactical Fly Line, Diamond Hook Sharpener, William & Joseph Buff, and Dr. Slick Pliers.
Let the contest begin.
Keep it Reel,
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I just told them I was catching bull`s today
Yep. This cow pie pattern should do it!
On a recent float down the Mooooon River, Kent couldn’t shake the feeling he was being watched…. or the powerful hunger for a thick hamburger.
What the hay? How rude as we were here first. This is our fishing hole. I bet he is using bait and there is barbs on that hook. Hey buddy moooooooove on down stream to a spot of your own.
Eat Mor Fish
Gotta get this done. Downtown Abby is on soon and I don’t have a DVR. I wonder which adolescent british noble is getting, “a bit of how’s your father” wink wink.
(That mean making out in british talk)
Keap yore distanz… that guy ties black calf-tail streamers!
They can smell a Bovine Scatologist from miles away.
Kent: I wonder what to call a fly made from cattle hair?
Louis: Hmmm. Not sure. The Baffling BS’er . . . A Guide’s Best Friend . . . Where’s the Beef?
Kent: If they get in this water, we’re going to find out.
“Il cast over our peace offering, apparently they think its private land”
The middle of a cow hatch and I only have hog snares!
Why are they staring at me, I can’t cast in front of an audience, stop staring at me!!!
If I eat that cow fly I wonder if he has a net big enough to land me.
“Dries weren’t working so I tried throwing meat instead.”
Hey! you seen that big one in the middle, that one will make dinner.
This river has a Fever! and it’s only prescription is MORE COWBELL!!!
Well, it looks like I’m in luck…
“Thought you said we were going to be catching Pigs today?!”
Lets see, if they get in the water,they will kick up a lot of nymphs, time to switch.
“Holy Cow!!! That knot in your leader is an Ox!”
Hmmm . . . maybe a Bullogna sandwich for lunch . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI It’s starting… oh no!
‘C’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon.. damn… always with the stage fright’
By the time he gets that knot untangled, we’ll be rib-eyes.
Damn tourist.
The tiny little cows of much-cow-land had never seen such a startling large human before. They lined the edge the river to get a closer look. One was brave enough to ease down the sloped bank for an even closer look. But when this giant human saw her, he whipped his little thing back and forth to try and scare her away. She was strong and resisted. Then she peed, and went about the chewing of cud.
Should have brought my 16 weight to match this hatch…
It never fails, even in the middle of Wyoming, you hook up with the first fish….and the crowds show up: “Hey, we herd you caught a bull trout?”
Damn, terrestrials are a helluva lot bigger in Wyoming…
Do ya think he reflect on his fishing as much as we do?
Dang it, I came out here to get away from bull sh*t.
We heard a lot of whippin & snappin going on down here, thought Bessie was in trouble again… This guy is crazy, he’s just whippin around in the air & occasionally smackin that bush over there!
“Eat Mor Chikin… or the Cowz Will Find You.”
I’m sure Kelly Galloup wouldn’t steer me wrong, but this darned Heifer Groomer ain’t attracting nuttin’…
It’s a classic riffle, run, herd. It’s very rare
My fishing buds keep showing me up with these pigs. This heifer hugged up to the bank smashing hoppers will shut them up!
When fishing in areas of high cattle population, one can not overlook the importance of utilizing bull urine on your dry flies, which not only acts as a flotant, but will mimic the odor of the common black fly often seen in the pastures.
– Honey.
– Yes?
– He is using “Pale Morning Dung”, right?
– No dear, that’s another thing…
“Holy-fish! Looks like we’re in for some good cowing today”
Maybe if I don’t look at them, they’ll go away…
Lemme get the long rod ready…
“Maybe if I trim the wings off this hopper, it’ll work as a cud fly …”
until the cows come home….
My girlfriend calls it performance anxiety. But now I can’t cast for shit either with all these guys watching.
Ok Girls, theres a little wind. Let’s watch the bird’s nest!!!!
Does a cow taking an elk hair caddis constitute bovine cannibalism?
suppose we should tell him he slow down his backcast?
Ever since Kent’s first trip to The Dream Stream the South Park cows have been a huge fan. They are even willing to travel to Wyoming just to see Kent’s beautiful casting presentation.
Come on guys we have to mooooove!!! We are getting low holed again!
MOOOOOOOOVE OVER!Lets someone else show you how its done
Stalking the wily trout during a hatch of BOVIDAE
The one time I wish there was a slight breeze. …. Wait a tick was that a bite?
Hey, buddy, how long you going to be fishing that pool?
Got Fish?
The fact that I’m not wearing pants doesn’t mean you should stare at my fly.
(secretly, I’m okay with it)
“Did he real just tell his buddy this joke?”
“What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?
Brown Chicken Brown Cow!”
“Keep fishing boys, Comedy Central isn’t going to be calling anytime soon.”
I used to fly to catch the fish, I used to fish to catch the cow…I don’t know how I’ll real in the cow…I guess he’ll drown
When on the field without your line cleaning kit, one must meticulously go over the entire line and resort to extreme measures. Take off each of the tiny pieces of cow patties with your own… two….. hands…
What are the odds that my tramp stamp would match their brand? I am screwed.
What are the odds that my tramp stamp is exactly like their brand. I am screwed.
Wait for it… wait for it…..!